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How Not To Stake A Vampire (Flash Stories) by C.D. Reimer

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A collection of five 500-word flash stories about vampires, werewolves, golem, and killer trout, previously published in three flash anthologies by Pill Hill Press and Wicked East Press.



"How Not to Stake A Vampire" — A master and his apprentice vampire hunter have a disagreement about staking technique while inside the crypt of two vampires.



"Hog Wild Under The Moon" — Three teenagers trespass into a biker's backyard to fool around with the bench press under a full moon.



"Golem Got The Blues" — A computer science student shows off the golem he created for his artificial intelligence class when the operating system crashes.



"An Unanswered Question" — A woman U.S. Census worker asks ten questions to an old man who lives alone in a trailer as the full moon rises over the woods.



"A Wild Fish Tale" — A pair of fishermen find themselves trapped inside an outhouse on the pier when the aggressive trout decides to fish for them.

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About The Author...

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C.D. Reimer

      

C.D. Reimer lives and works in Silicon Valley. His interests are ceramics, painting, tropical fish, and web programming. These keep him out of trouble when he’s not fixing broken users and consoling hurt computers.



After serving two tours through The Twilight Zone as a child and a young adult Christian, he writes about everyday reality that he often finds weird, twisted and absurd for being so normal.



He’s currently working on various short stories and his first novel, and blogs about writing and everything else when he's not busy writing fiction.

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