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Multicolored Boogs by Carry Lada

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Carry Lada's Multicolored Boogs: (Short Fiction: approximately 1700 words)

This story is a top pick. ;)

Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone.

Warning: This is intended for a mature audience. This story contains many slang words that may offend delicate ears.

An itchy nose, multicolored boogs, an offering, a sticky situation, and a very picky finger.

Excerpt:

A gang of hard boogs grabbed Red and dragged him before Crusty. Hairy boog provided the hairs to bind Red to the sacrificial alter. Two hard boogs bound Red's wrists. Several snotty green boogs tugged on nose hairs deep within the nose to summon the Finger.

Outside of the nose. Jim's nose started to twitch.

"My mo-phukan nose be itchin' like a mu-phuka eva since I sniffed up dat experimental nasal spray Harry be workin' on," said Jim.

Jim reached his finger up to the edge of his nostril and drilled his finger back and forth trying to relieve the discomfort of the itchiness.

Inside of the nose. The finger approached. "Please release me." shouted Red. "Sorry, We must protect the town of Boogs." said Crusty. "There must be another way." said Red. "This is the only way we know." said Crusty. The finger made its way toward the alter and all of the boogs shrieked in horror. Red fought to try and release himself from the hairs that bound him. The finger picked Red and pulled him out of the nose. He screamed and begged the whole way as the finger dragged him out of the nose.

Read this story, because it is fun. :)

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Carry Lada

      

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