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A Vulgar Tale by Ebenezer Hellwig

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When a giant scrotum-like god with phallic-shaped tentacles comes from another dimension to destroy Metropolis, it's up to two complete assholes with a history of drug abuse and mindless violence to go on a thrilling interdimensional quest to save the day and get laid.

On the instructions of a tutu-wearing biker fairy with type-two diabetes, Ludwig Scumbucket and Basehead Bart set off to fulfil the stupid and mostly-incoherent prophecy and tear shit up like only they know how. Travelling through the very fabrics of existence itself, the inept duo encounter all manner of ridiculousness...and leave it a bloody wreck.

A quest of absurdity for the ages, A Vulgar Tale is sure to warp your mind and liquidise your sanity. If you're a fan of bizarre adventure, the more deranged the better, then this unholy tome is your jam, man. Featuring plot points fit for a king, a string of gratuitous brutality, mullet abuse and characters so intriguing they belong wedged up Satan's colon, A Vulgar Tale is as outrageous as it comes.

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Ebenezer Hellwig

  

Ebenezer Hellwig is an unprofessional degenerate (meaning he doesn't get paid to be one). An avid connoisseur of vulgarity, disco music and illegal substances, he is known to produce tales so warped and disturbing in nature that several hexes have been put on him by voodoo practitioners across the globe. Priding himself on his unwavering convictions and complete disregard for other's emotional well-being, Ebenezer is most certainly certifiable. There is, however, no denying that he's got sexy forehead abs and a penchant for astoundingly bizarre stories.

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