The MisreadBible: Book of Moses by J. R. Eldridge

Four hundred years after their entry into Egypt, God’s chosen people have managed to get themselves all enslaved. How can the omnipotent creator of the Universe free his people from bondage and deliver them to the promised land? By sending a random shepherd with a speech impediment to repeatedly threaten Pharaoh, that’s how.

In this satirical retelling of the biblical books of Exodus to Deuteronomy, the long-suffering Moses leads a tribe of grumbling Israelites through the desert whilst trying to appease a petulant deity who turns smitey at the drop of a hat.

Will he ever reach the promised land? Will there be any Israelites left unsmitten by the time he gets there? And what exactly is the Lord’s beef with yeast anyway?

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J. R. Eldridge

J. R. Eldridge is a British satirical fiction author with a fascination with religion and the absurd mythology that surrounds it. Raised in the Church of England, he lost his belief in his early teens, but he remained transfixed with the Bible and studied textual criticism in his spare time.

Growing up, he was an avid reader, spending his evenings reading such books as the Chronicles of Narnia, the Discworld series, and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy when he was supposed to be sleeping. He has been writing stories and poetry since an early age but kept this as a hobby until the inspiration to transform the joke Bible verses that he’d written on Twitter for a laugh into parody stories.

Other Books By J. R. Eldridge

The MisreadBible: Genesis
Humor

A MisreadBible Christmas
Humor

The MisreadBible: Gospel
Humor

The MisreadBible: Book of Moses
Humor

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